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Code: NW-1009
Your phone works. Nothing loads. Five bars, full battery, no internet. Every map, every card, every answer your house leans on is behind a door that just shut. You can meet this hour now, on purpose, while it is still pretend.
YOUR PHONE WORKS.NOTHING LOADS.
NothingLoads is household continuity for ordinary families. Start with the free Check — a three-minute pretend outage that shows what your house could still do if the internet stopped.
Free. About three minutes. Fourteen quick questions and one about your household — nothing sensitive, no passwords, no account numbers. Your score comes with the math one tap away.
NothingLoads — Greenfield, Indiana. The Check is free and self-reported; reports expire and are deleted after 7 days. We never ask for passwords, account numbers, SSNs, or medical records. Ready Scores describe preparation, not predictions.
Ready Score report
First Hour simulation and Gap Report
This isn't a prediction. It's your ordinary Tuesday with one thing missing, assembled from what you just told us. Sixty minutes, your house, your answers.
the tape plays itself — tap anywhere to jump to the end
Simulation. Built only from your answers, on fixed rules — change an answer and this hour changes with it. Method one tap away on your score.
The decision
The Offline Family Kit
Family Kitthe workbook
Paper, because paper doesn't fail. One evening turns this report into a plan your whole house can hold.
See everything inside
- The workbook. Lays flat on the kitchen table and walks your household through closing every gap it has, page by page.
- The household dependency audit. The honest inventory almost no family has taken: what in your house quietly needs the internet, and what stands in when it's gone.
- The refrigerator action card. Your first hour, your version, at eye level. The single most important page in the kit.
- Wallet cards for every member of the house. Numbers, meeting spots, who moves first — the plan that doesn't need a charge.
- Offline phone setup, step by step, for iPhone and Android. The settings that make a phone useful when the network isn't.
- The phone-card generator. You type your family's contacts and meeting spots; the cards render right in your browser, on your device. Nothing you type is ever sent to us. There's no server side to trust — that's how it's built, not a policy we promise.
A boxed edition comes later. No date yet, and we won't invent one.
Thirty days: if it didn't make your house calmer, write support@nothingloads.com and we refund it. Keep the papers.
What exactly do I get, and when?
The moment payment clears: your kit page opens and the link lands in your inbox. The workbook with all eight audits, the refrigerator action card, wallet cards, offline phone setup for iPhone and Android, and the phone-card generator. Print at home, tonight.
Do I need a printer?
Any printer works — home, office, or the library's. The wallet cards and every plan page are made to be filled in by pen, which is the point.
How long does it take?
Twenty minutes for the first pass. One dinner-table conversation for the meeting spot. The full workbook is an easy afternoon, and it's built to be done in pieces.
Is my information safe?
We never see it. The kit's sensitive pages live on your paper in your house, and the phone-card generator runs entirely on your device — nothing you type is ever sent to us.
Walk away
"Not tonight" is a fine answer. Your report stays open for 7 days — a real clock, the only one on this page, and when it runs out we delete your answers.
Take the gap list to dinner. Argue about the meeting spot. That's free, and it counts.
The kit is paper because paper doesn't fail. Core is the one machine we'd add to a house: a small battery-backed box that serves your family a private page — the numbers, the meeting spots, the plan — that works when the internet doesn't. The one page in your house that always loads.
The feature we're building it around is the drill. Today, your Ready Score is what you told us. Core runs the outage on purpose: it simulates losing connectivity, checks what every phone in the house can still reach, and scores what it finds. Measured, not asked.
It isn't for sale today. No preorders, no invented date. The first run will be small, and this list is the order of the line.
Questions first? support@nothingloads.com
NothingLoads — Greenfield, Indiana. The Check is free and self-reported; reports expire and are deleted after 7 days. We never ask for passwords, account numbers, SSNs, or medical records. Ready Scores describe preparation, not predictions.
Keep the free report
Seven days — a real clock.
Then it expires and we delete your answers.
Where should it hold your copy?
Do the free thing tonight: say a meeting place out loud at dinner. It costs nothing, and it moves a real number.
And take the fridge card — the first fifteen minutes, on us. Free, printable, no catch.
The kit is yours
your house is calmer.
Print the fridge card first — it's the single most important page. Then the workbook, then the wallet cards, then the phones. The link is also in your inbox from watch@nothingloads.com.
Then, one afternoon soon: run the family drill. Re-run the Check. Watch the ring move.
Report closed
This report expired and was deleted — the 7 days were real. The Check is free to run again, and it's three minutes.