For creators — partner file

Kill your internet on camera. Keep $32 a sale.

NothingLoads pays creators to run the most honest demo on the internet: shut off your own phone's internet, film what's left of your day, then show your audience the free Check that scores their household. When a family buys the fix through your link, you're paid. Every time.

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The money, stated flat

$32 per kit sold — 40%, rounded your way

The product: the Offline Family Kit — $79, print-at-home. A workbook, a refrigerator action card, wallet cards, the household dependency audit, offline phone setup for iPhone and Android, and phone cards a family generates in their own browser — what they type never reaches us.
Your cut: 40 percent. That's $31.60. We round it to $32 per sale. The rounding always goes your way.
Success-only. Free to join, free to run. You're paid when a kit sells — not per click, not per Check.
Your link: nothingloads.com/r/yourhandle
Cookie: 60 days. Every report opened through your link is stamped with your handle — the viewer who takes the Check on the couch phone and buys on the kitchen laptop next week still credits you. Last link clicked wins.
Paid monthly. No cap. No minimum.

The founding kicker

There's a second product coming: NothingLoads Core, a small battery-backed appliance that keeps one page in the house loading when the internet doesn't. It isn't built yet. It has a waitlist, not a ship date, and we don't put commission numbers on products that don't exist. Here's what founding partners get, stated exactly: first access to Core commissions the day it ships — before anyone else, on the audience you already earned. That's the whole promise, because it's the only one we can make honestly.

Why your audience

Scroll your own comments. Every person in there is holding the entire problem: a phone that does the remembering, the navigating, the paying, and the reaching — right up until the internet behind it stops. Not a niche. Everyone you've ever reached.

The demo costs your audience nothing. The Check is free, takes about three minutes, and it's about their own house — what they could still do if nothing loaded: navigate, reach each other, prove who they are, pay, know things, keep power, run the home, reunite. Nobody shrugs at their own score.

And the fear is real, so you never have to fake it. Outages happen. Dependence is total. But what you're selling is the part after the fear: a score, a fix list, a kit a family finishes in one evening at the kitchen table. Fear gets the click. Competence gets the comment section.

Why it converts

It's about them. The Check runs on their household and their answers. The Ready Score is labeled estimated and self-reported — today, your score is what you told us — with the method one tap away.
The clock is real. A report deletes itself in seven days, enforced on the server. That's the only countdown we own, and the only one you're allowed to use.
The scarcity is zero, and we say so. It's a digital kit. We will never tell your audience it's running out, and neither will you.
The privacy is structural. Phone cards render in the buyer's own browser; nothing they type is sent anywhere. NothingLoads never collects passwords, SSNs, financial details, or medical records — there's no server to trust because there's no server involved. You get to say that flat, because it's how it's built.
One decision. Free Check, then a $79 kit. No tiers, no calls, no upsell maze.
High scorers hear the truth. At 85+ the ring closes clean and the product says you're genuinely close — the kit turns close into checked. Audiences notice a brand that declines to scare them.

What you get

Your link, live the day you're approved, with handle-stamped attribution.
The trailer kit: nine scripts with timestamped beats, paste-ready captions, the signature demo format, and the overlay pack — at nothingloads.com/partners/kit.
B-roll: the watermarked SPECIMEN reel at nothingloads.com/trailer, cut vertical.
The Offline Family Kit, on us. Show real pages, not mockups.
A person at partners@nothingloads.com who answers.

How to start

Claim your handle. Name, handle, platform, a link to where you post. We check that you're real, not that you're big.
Run the demo on yourself. Internet off, phone in hand, then take the Check for real. Your first honest reaction is the best footage you'll ever get.
Post it, disclose it, get paid monthly.

The rule with teeth: disclose on every post, every platform. #ad up front, spoken out loud in longer formats, platform disclosure switched on. It's a federal rule — and it's also how this brand works: we label our estimates, you label our sponsorship. Hiding it is the one thing we remove partners for.

Questions, answered straight

How does tracking work?: Your link sets a 60-day cookie, and every report opened through it is stamped with your handle inside the file. Someone who watches on their phone and buys on a laptop three weeks later still credits you. Last link clicked wins.
When do I get paid?: Monthly, by the 10th, for the prior month, once the refund window clears. No cap, no minimum.
What about refunds?: If a kit refunds, the $32 comes back out of your next payout. Success-only cuts both ways.
Do I have to say it's an ad?: Yes. Every post, every platform. #ad up front, spoken out loud in longer formats, platform disclosure switched on. It's a federal rule with teeth — and it's also how this brand works: we label our estimates, you label our sponsorship. Hiding it is the one thing we remove partners for.
What if my Ready Score comes back high?: Post it. The product will tell you you're genuinely close, and mean it. A brand that declines to scare a prepared family is the story your audience repeats.
Who's a bad fit?: Channels that predict disasters, put dates on doom, or sell the end of the world. We never claim an outage is coming, and we never tie one to a war or an election. If that's the act, we're not your sponsor.

Claim your handle

Name, handle, platform, a link to where you post. We check that you're real, not that you're big. Approved partners get their link, the scripts, and the reel the same day.

handle you want (yourname → nothingloads.com/r/yourname) email where you post (platform + channel link)

The producer — a live line

Partners don't get a form letter; they get a producer. Tell it your platform and your niche — it cuts your hook, your beat sheet, and picks which of the nine scripts fits your format. It knows the rules better than we do.

your message (claimed handle required)

The demo is free to run, and your first take is probably your best one. partners@nothingloads.com

Commissions: 40% of each $79 kit, rounded up to $32, success-only, 60-day attribution, paid monthly by the 10th, refunds clawed back. Full terms at nothingloads.com/partners/terms.